The Model Rockets
Tell The Kids The Cops Are Here (Not Lame)
by Marc Hirsh
originally published in Space City Rock, Winter 2005
I love power pop, but it’s pretty easy to admit
that a lot
of it isn’t much more than the sum of its parts. And so it goes for the
Model
Rockets’ Tell The Kids The Cops Are Here,
which scoops up sonic remnants of the subgenre’s forebears and shows
them off
proudly. When they aren’t sounding like the second coming of the
Pursuit of
Happiness, they’re trotting out the solo from “The Bells Of Rhymney” as
the
basis for the verse of “Nanny’s Caddy,” installing Garth Hudson’s organ
into
the Beatles ’66 for “International Airplane” and making like Let’s
Active
playing “I Can Hear The Grass Grow” for “The Dress Up Girls.” That
song, almost
classically structured and possessed of a worthy “rum tum tum tum”
backing
vocal hook, is the best thing on the album, but it’s also the first,
which
creates its own problems. Also worrisome is lead singer John Ramberg’s
tendency
to go kinda flat when he reaches for the top of his range, and he
reaches for it
a lot; it’s particularly noticeable in the choruses to “Honeymoon Home”
and
“Candy Aquamarine.” With the exception of the latter song (whose
“buttonhole
girls” lyric is such an obvious hook that it sounds like it’s been
waiting
years for someone to pick up on it), “The Dress Up Girls” and the sharp
“Poor
Little Lamb,” Tell The Kids is crazy
tuneful without being particularly catchy. It’s a kick while it’s on,
though.