Dr. Pepper, You Are SO Screwed…

I can’t believe this finally happened. I also can’t believe anybody still cares, especially enough that they’d do something dumb like this. Of course, “handed over” is not exactly “released” — who knows what the label’ll do with it now — but still. That’s what’s known as calling somebody’s bluff, y’all. Prepare to pony up, Cadbury Schweppes…

(On a side note, does anybody else out there find it disturbing and strange that a fucking soft drink has its own Myspace page? Who in the hell would want to be add a soda as their friend? Although now that I’m thinking about it, I wonder if Jamesons has a Myspace page…)