Randyland No More

I don’t know what’s scarier, the fact that this happened, or the fact that I already knew some of the backstory. Sorry, Randy Parton fans and inhabitants of Roanoke Rapids, NC (hi, Brandi & Chris!), but apparently the long-awaited “companion” theme park to Dollywood, “Randyland”, ain’t gonna happen. (Or, actually, it still will, just without him and under a different name. Way to blow a cushy deal, man…)