Look Out for Gigantic Radioactive Monsters?

Yeah, so I’m probably overreacting just a smidge on this one, but c’mon: doesn’t this sound exactly like how Gamera got his powers?

“Gamera is really neat / He is made of turtle meat / We are eating Gamera!” Ah, MST3K, how I miss you.

(And hey, maybe JJ Abrams is as smart as everybody seems to think he is, after all…)